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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES

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  • Reading Program
  • Jokes
  • Gold Bullion
  • Expo
  • Leave
  • Listen to music
  • Leaving
  • Bb Bold
  • Email Addresses

-RACISM is when a white BB Bold
6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer
sheet
with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day&she orders for a
hot
plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish
pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous&
when you take her home she says
sorry I’m on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad
witha girl
&she says’honey, this food no
done’.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl&she says’honey I’m hot, can you
please roll down the glass’.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
eating&
says’my mummy said I shouldn’t take food
from
strangers’.

continue....

-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy&
mummy are
having good time&says’mummy
I want to piss’.
-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or
like,

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