‘Is he almost done?’: Check out 14 funny thoughts women have during sex

When two sweaty bodies press up against each other at just the right speed and angle, a very unfortunate sound can result. But did he think I made that sound?!

1. “MAYBE IF I MAKE NOISE, HE’LL FINISH FASTER”
Let’s be real: after we orgasm, sex isn’t all that amazing feeling anymore. It’s not bad, it’s not good, it’s just whatever. And whatever doesn’t elicit moans out of us. But, we’ve all made pretend noises to speed our guy along, after we’re done.
2.“WAS THAT A FART?”
When two sweaty bodies press up against each other at just the right speed and angle, a very unfortunate sound can result. But did he think I made that sound?!
3. “SERIOUSLY—WHAT IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GIVE A BJ?”

5 interesting benefits of long distance relationships

Being apart doesn’t mean that you’ll be treating each other like strangers. You can find ways to connect every day, and even tell your lover goodnight each night.

1. It can lead to a happier you:
Having a lot of time to yourself, as long as you use it to your advantage, can lead to a healthier mind, body and spirit. You’ll have more time to follow your own dreams. You can work on your career or further your education, so that when the time comes for you and your partner to settle down, you’ll be in a better place in your life. You can take time to care for your body by getting fit or relaxing in a hot bath, which will enhance your self-esteem and overall well-being

Man Utd still world’s best, Moyes boasts

DAVID Moyes came out fighting – insisting that Manchester United are still the biggest club in the world and the top players still want to go to Old Trafford.
  The United boss, who led his side to Chelsea yesterday, also maintains they are still in the Premier League race.
  Moyes said, “Manchester United are not only the biggest club in this country but the biggest club in the world.
  “Some of the results have been not what you want but I wouldn’t say the aura is fading. In fact, I think the opposite.”
    He accepts critics are relishing United’s struggles in the wake of Sir Alex Ferguson’s departure.

Top 10 sex positions for mind-blowing orgasms

 It’s easy to maneuver and move the woman to slide along the counter. There is still contact… It just works on so many levels. It’s not about acrobats. It’s about context.

1. The butterfly position or modified missionary:

“With the woman on her back and her hips on the edge of the bed, the man penetrates her while standing. She then puts her legs over his shoulders and tilts her hips slightly upwards. This gives a wonderful angle for cervical stimulation with deep penetration that can produce some intense vaginal and uterine orgasms. With more shallow penetration, a man can stimulate the anterior vaginal wall to hit the G-spot.” - Dr. Madeleine M. Castellanos, a psychiatrist who specializes in sex therapy.

2. Modified coital alignment technique:

Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United: five things we learned

David Moyes needs Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie back while José Mourinho did not look too impressed by David Luiz

Samuel Eto'o celebrates after scoring his hat-trick for Chelsea in the 3-1 victory over Manchester United. Photograph: Tom Jenkins for the Guardian

1 Bullish Moyes continues to talk the talk

The pre-match rhetoric was bullish. David Moyes had refused to write off Manchester United's title hopes and so had the Chelsea manager José Mourinho, who warned that "when the giant is sleeping, the giant is never really sleeping". Moyes continued the routine afterwards, saying he would never give in and only the little details were conspiring against his team, such as defending set pieces properly. United had promise in Adnan Januzaj. They started well and they finished well here. So it was just a shame about the bit in the middle, when Chelsea took their chances to set up a stroll, during which their supporters could concentrate on goading Moyes. United are at once close and many miles away – 14 points off the title pace and six off Champions League qualification, to be precise. Moyes urgently needs Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie to return from injury. This was another chastening experience.

Manchester United's lack of fight at Chelsea will have made Moyes shudder

After Samuel Eto'o completed his hat-trick the United players had a haunted look – there was none of the anger or embarrassment of Sir Alex Ferguson's years

Manchester United's Phil Jones and Michael Carrick look dejected after Samuel Eto'o's scores for Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Photograph: Mike Hewitt/Getty Images

It is the body language that reveals most on harrowing occasions such as this. Take the trudge back to the halfway line by Manchester United's players as the majority in this arena revelled at Samuel Eto'o's hat-trick goal, broken men shuffling back to their marks with no discernible anger etched across their faces. No furious rallying from the more experienced in their number. No real embarrassment at their desperate predicament. Just that hunched, haunted look of the defeated, resistance limp.
Or rewind further to the moment seven minutes before the interval when Danny Welbeck collected Adnan Januzaj's centre on the edge of the six-yard box and felt his ankle clipped by César Azpilicueta just as he scuffed a left-foot shot straight at Petr Cech. The striker should still have scored but had the foul on his standing leg not choked the attempt? Apparently not. David Moyes did not erupt in protest in the visitors' dugout but merely held his head in his hands, while Welbeck retreated sheepishly from the goalmouth. There was no outrage, no smouldering sense of injustice. Rather, the sense offered was one of resignation that United had undermined their own efforts yet again.

15 health benefits of banana that you should know

Potassium found in the bananas is a good source to improve brain function and keep alertness. So add a banana to your breakfast before you start the day.

1. Allergies:
Banana is very useful for those who are allergic to certain foods. Unlike other protein foods, which contain amino acids that those people can not tolerate and may causes allergy. Bananas contain only benign amino-acids which in many cases are not allergic.

2. Anemia:
Being high in iron content, bananas are beneficial in the treatment of anemia. They helps stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood.

3. Boost Energy:
Fructose, glucose, and sucrose contained in bananas will give an instant and sustainable amount of energy. This is the reason why athletes often eat bananas.

4. Constipation and Diarrhea: