BIZARRE: Couple Caught Having Sex In Church (PICTURED)

Made in NIGERIA English

• Plastic Sheet
• School Fee
• Perfume Oil
• Gold Investments

• Wholesale Perfume
• Pile
• Hip hop music
• Little black dresses

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I’ll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don’t have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Wetin tym dey talk
*How many oclock is the time?
*D fan no dey blow me wel wel

IF I was a BEER, What Type of a BEER will I be ?


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Why Are Women Attracted To Men In Car?

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES

• Reading Program
• Jokes
• Gold Bullion
• Expo
• Leave

• Listen to music
• Leaving
• Bb Bold
• Email Addresses

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold
6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer
sheet
with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day&she orders for a
hot
plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish
pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous&
when you take her home she says
sorry I’m on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad
witha girl
&she says’honey, this food no
done’.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl&she says’honey I’m hot, can you
please roll down the glass’.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
eating&
says’my mummy said I shouldn’t take food
from
strangers’.

Anambra guber: INEC lists flagbearers, recognises Ukachukwu as PDP candidate

The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, had on Tuesday, recognised Nicholas Ukachukwu as the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, candidate for the November 16 governorship election in Anambra state.
This development means that neither Tony Nwoye, who emerged winner at the primary election held on August 24, nor Senator Andy Uba, who emerged winner at the parallel primary election will fly the party’s flag.
The Commission yesterday in a statement by U.F. Usman, on behalf of the Secretary of the Commission, released a list of 23 Governorship candidates and 18 Deputy governorship candidates for the poll.
On the list are Chris Ngige of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Ifeanyi Ubah of the Labour Party, LP, and Willie Obiano of the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA.
Also, candidates of AA, ACCORD, ACD, ACPN, AD, ADC, APA, CPP, DPP, ID, KOWA, MPPP, NCP, NNPP, PPA, PPN, SDP, UDP and UPP, were included.
The electoral Commission explained that Ukachukwu, a former member of the House of Representatives, was recognised as the candidate of the party because of a recent court judgment which was in his favour.

He had emerged second to Nwoye at the primary election, but approached a Federal High Court in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, complaining that Nwoye was not eligible to participate in the primary for failing to pay his tax as at when due.
The INEC statement read in part;
“Pursuant to the timetable and schedule of activities for the Anambra State Governorship schedule to hold on 16th November, 2013, twenty three (23) political parties submitted names of candidates they proposed to sponsor at the election.

Siasia warns Keshi over Ethiopia’s threat

Samson Siasia has warned Stephen Keshi and his players, not to be complacent when they face Ethiopia in their upcoming FIFA World Cup qualifying play-off.
Many observers have said it’s the easiest draw of the final round, but Siasia says the Walya Antelopes are not pushovers having come this far.
“Any team that have qualified for this stage are a threat,” Siasia told The Punch.

“We’ve played against Ethiopia before, when I was Super Eagles coach, and we had a difficult time against them in Addis Ababa, we shouldn’t underrate them this time around, we have to prepare well before meeting them next month.”
Siasia added that there are no underdogs in African football and urged